16 Things Beauty Therapists Do When No One’s Looking

1. Quickly answer a text when your client’s eye mask is on

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2. Secretly check out a hot client

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3. Sneak a quick fart when you’re alone in the treatment room

4. Ever so subtly pull up the blanket when the client’s showing a little too much

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5. Mentally plucking your client’s eyebrows into shape during a facial

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6. Smile in delight when you squeeze a giant blackhead out of your client’s face and then pray to God to find more

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7. Repeat the same sequence of movements in the last ten minutes of a back massage and hope the client doesn’t notice

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8. Lie down on your treatment bed in between appointments to ease the agony of your feet and back

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9. Secretly compare your clients bodies to your own, realising your oddly shaped belly button isn’t actually abnormal

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10. Gagging when filing toenails that look like they’ve never seen the light of day

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11. Drift off into thinking about what to get for dinner when your client is talking, then catch yourself and try extra hard to look attentive

12. Dancing around the salon pretending you’re Katy Perry when it’s empty

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13. Picking your wedgie out while standing behind the protective guise of the reception desk

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14. Smirking at your co-worker when a client is flirting with them

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15. Fake laughing at most of your manager’s jokes

16. And sometimes briefly imagining what life would have been like if you’d never gone into beauty therapy and met all your colourful clients

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Spill: Do you have any secret beauty therapist habits? 

 

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